Benno's Figures Forum

Posted by **efb** on 28 Nov 2008, 16:15

and I know you're all wondering what to get me this year.

Well, I'm gonna help y'all out...not by telling you what I want (where's the fun in that?) but by making a list of the things I don't want for Christmas.

For example, I don't want a framed picture of Peter for Christmas this year.

It will be a running list and hopefully it'll help y'all narrow down the things that you're considering getting me for Christmas, so you can move on to thinking about presents for your families.

Your Welcome,
Erik

Posted by **Susofrick** on 28 Nov 2008, 16:26

You can get a framed picture of me. :-D

Posted by **efb** on 28 Nov 2008, 16:28

Susofrick wrote:You can get a framed picture of me.

Above you will see #2 on my list.

Posted by **Peter** on 28 Nov 2008, 18:32

Hey Erik, I thought that Christmas was a time of peace, but you're making war! Why don't you want a framed picture from Sus? He's so kind to offer you one! He will be very sad :crybaby:

Okay, I understand you don't want to have a picture from me AGAIN :lol:

, so you don't have to make a rule of it!

By the way, you start early with this, we still have Saint Nicolas passing by (in Belgium 6 Dec, in the Netherlands one day earlyer, so they think that they get more :lol:

).

Release yourself from your Christmaslights and have a nice time!

Big kiss to the misses and the little boy!

Greetings :joker:

Posted by **efb** on 28 Nov 2008, 19:41

It was just an example Peter...besides I already have all these WANTED posters with your picture on them.

Thanks for the kind words and best wishes to you and yours...outlaw.

Another thing that y'all can mark off your list is having a star named after me at the National Star Registry.

Posted by **dykio** on 28 Nov 2008, 19:49

Hey EFB,

How about a "golden brush"".................

Dykio

Posted by **efb** on 28 Nov 2008, 19:57

I'll be getting that from T.D. early in the next year...

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Please take this off your list as well....

http://home-furnishings.drleonards.com/ ... /55545.cfm

Posted by **dykio** on 28 Nov 2008, 20:05

Hey EFB,

Perheps you put somethings from this site on your list to....

(and yes its a real site) http://www.stupid.com/

Enjoy :lol:

Dykio

Posted by **Adam** on 28 Nov 2008, 21:04

Its OK dude I know what you want... I got you a goat for a Somalian village so you concience can be salved from the secret guilt you feel at sitting in a 5 litre SUV to drive three blocks to work.... Oh wait no.. you ain't from New York are you?

Posted by **efb** on 28 Nov 2008, 21:13

dykio wrote:Hey EFB,

Perheps you put somethings from this site on your list to....

(and yes its a real site) http://www.stupid.com/

Enjoy

Dykio

Dykio...do not get me this...

for Christmas.

Posted by **efb** on 28 Nov 2008, 21:16

adamparsons wrote:Its OK dude I know what you want... I got you a goat for a Somalian village so you concience can be salved from the secret guilt you feel at sitting in a 5 litre SUV to drive three blocks to work.... Oh wait no.. you ain't from New York are you?

Parsons has reminded me of something else I don't want for Christmas.

Do not donate to charities in my name and expect me to accept this as a gift. Every year we have these buzzkills come on the radio and encourage us to redefine Christmas by "buying into someting" rather than buying stuff. NO I want stuff.

In other words you're still on the hook parsons... :lol:

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Posted by **Peter** on 28 Nov 2008, 21:42

adamparsons wrote:Its OK dude I know what you want... I got you a goat for a Somalian village so you concience can be salved from the secret guilt you feel at sitting in a 5 litre SUV to drive three blocks to work.... Oh wait no.. you ain't from New York are you?

A donkey is maybe a better gift, so he don't need a mirror anymore :lol:

Greetings

Posted by **efb** on 28 Nov 2008, 22:18

No Donkeys...No Goats...No chickens or hogs.

NO BARN-YARD ANIMALS.

Posted by **atlock** on 28 Nov 2008, 23:11

I can offer you a full table with rakı and fish on the coast of Bosphorus...

Posted by **efb** on 29 Nov 2008, 05:57

It sounds very lovely atlock really, but can you also offer me airfare and lodging... :lol:

.

I know that y'all know how much I love golf, but do not get me this....

for Christmas.

What does that even mean???

Posted by **Benno** on 29 Nov 2008, 14:12

How about some rocks?

http://www.designboom.com/weblog/cat/10 ... enirs.html

Off topic:
This pic is brilliant! :lol:

Posted by **atlock** on 29 Nov 2008, 19:09

then I can offer you a big box of turkish delight.... only a PM for adress

Posted by **efb** on 30 Nov 2008, 03:11

Sweets will never be turned down...as a stocking stuffer.

Do not get me rocks painted like a packs of cigarettes...or chewing gum clowns.

Maybe I should consider making a list of the things I do want.

PS While we're on cigarettes...I don't want the ashtray you "sculpted" in art class as a middle schooler for a Christmas Present.