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Posted by sberry on 01 Apr 2010, 06:16

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Date Released: April 1, 2010
Contents: 1 figure
Poses: 1 pose
Material: Plastic (Fairly Wobbly)
Colours: Blue and White
Average Height: 56.5 mm (= 4.068 m)

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Review
Here at BSR, the Botched Soldier Review, we are working day and night to bring you the latest news from the world of botched soldiers. Today we have a look at the first set from a new manufacturer, called Caesar’s Red Bum. Rumour has is that the new company arose from the merger of three formerly independent manufacturers, so this may in part explain the name. The name may seem a bit unusual, but the figures from this manufacturer are quite unusual, too, so it fits.
The figure set is called “Mounted Extra-Heavy Navy Artillery of the Intermediate-to-not-so-very-young Guard, Napoleon’s Emporium“. We suppose that this is one of the spelling or translation errors that occur on the boxes of some companies, so it is probably Napoleon’s Empire meant here.
The set contains only a single figure as shown above, and no artillery pieces, which is somewhat frustrating. It also does not contain a horse, which is even more frustrating for a set of mounted figures.
As such, the figure is well sculpted and the cast is without flaw, no traces of flash anywhere. However, the set has a number of drawbacks and thus may be of limited use for fans of the Napoleonic wars.
First, the figure is quite big. With 56.5 mm from head to toe, it is far too big for true 1/72 scale. In reality, this man would measure 4 meters, which seems unrealistic, even taking into account that the Intermediate-to-not-so-very-young Guard preferentially recruited rather tall men.
Second, we have been unable to elucidate what the strange implement, hold by the figure with both hands, is intented to represent. To be sure, it is none of the regulation equipment that was used by the Mounted Extra-Heavy Navy Artillery of the Intermediate-to-not-so-very-young Guard.
Third, the pointed cap worn by the figure is also a problem. This particular headgear was worn by the Mounted Extra-Heavy Navy Artillery of the Intermediate-to-not-so-very-young Guard only during a limited period. Actually, this period lasted only from May 27 to June 3 in 1809, on which day the officer, who had been responsible for the issueing of this cap, was executed. So this figure would be useless for campaigns outside this rather restricted time span. We admit that the range of uses for the set could be amended by some head swap. By the way, cutting off this figure’s head may be a good idea anyhow, even if you don’t do a further conversion.

Ratings
Historical Accuracy 0
Pose Quality 0
Pose Number 0
Sculpting 10
Mould 10
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Posted by ModernKiwi on 01 Apr 2010, 06:33

Very funny, I'd like to see more BSR reviews. :lol:

Just not sure if I should be using my mod voice and moving it to the officers mess.
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Posted by west1871 on 01 Apr 2010, 06:50

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: We want more :thumbup:
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Posted by musketier on 01 Apr 2010, 07:17

:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: MORE! Please!
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Posted by Peter on 01 Apr 2010, 20:59

He's painted. So with what? I miss that in the review. Is he painted with enamel or acrylic paint? 8)
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Posted by Martin on 01 Apr 2010, 21:32

Peter wrote:He's painted. So with what? I miss that in the review. Is he painted with enamel or acrylic paint? 8)

Peter as serious as ever :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Posted by Paul on 01 Apr 2010, 21:40

I have to disagree with the 0 for historical accuracy. Hat brought out a similar set
http://www.bennosfigures.com/forum/view ... ght=smurfs
and as can be seen, the little buggers had armour, but as everyone knows this is ridiculous. Therefore this figure is in by far the most accurate considering the period in question. :-) :-) :-)
The object in it´s hands is the way that this particular regiment used to "Present" arms. :-)

mind you, the lump of blue poo sticking out the back of the trousers, suggests a combat pose.
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Posted by poky on 02 Apr 2010, 19:13

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Posted by sberry on 12 Apr 2010, 12:34

Our last review has caused some controversies and a lot of interesting responses, showing that some of our ratings may require a revision. From the emails that have reached us, we would like to present in particular two interesting points that have emerged.
Mr. A from B noticed that the white headgear was not as unusual as we said, pointing to an illustration in Funcken Vol. 3 which shows Prussian cavalry:
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However, the Funcken books are known to be not totally error-free, and in any case Prussian cuirassiers do not tell us anything on the appearance of the French Intermediate-to-not-so-very-young Guard.
Prof. Dr. X from the Faculty of Veterinary Anthropology at Y mentioned that a soldier in exactly the uniform as in the Caesar’s Red Bum set participated in the fighting at Stralsund in May 1809. In fact, this is shown in one of the famous Knoetel illustrations:
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Prof. X. commented: As there are several white uniforms on this picture, the man we are talking about may be a bit difficult to spot, but once you are looking carefully at the scene, you will detect him!

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Our next review will be Persian War Rhinoceros (Set #300) from Wozdat, the known Russian manufacturer.
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Posted by Dad's Army on 12 Apr 2010, 12:50

:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted by Valion on 12 Apr 2010, 13:10

Hehehe, nice idea.
Reminds me of this:

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Cheers !
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Posted by musketier on 12 Apr 2010, 13:15

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup:
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Posted by poky on 12 Apr 2010, 13:21

lol :thumbup:
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Posted by monty on 12 Apr 2010, 15:04

:thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted by Peter on 12 Apr 2010, 16:53

Great review again, but I still don't had an answer to my question: acrylic or enamel? :mrgreen:

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Posted by Paul on 12 Apr 2010, 16:59

and I get called a looney!! :-) :-) :-)
great stuff mate. More :thumbup:
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Posted by musketier on 12 Apr 2010, 20:06

Paul wrote:and I get called a looney!! :-) :-) :-)
great stuff mate. More :thumbup:


I know we aren't supposed to label people but...... if it fits :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Posted by Peter on 12 Apr 2010, 20:15

musketier wrote:
Paul wrote:and I get called a looney!! :-) :-) :-)
great stuff mate. More :thumbup:


I know we aren't supposed to label people but...... if it fits :lol: :lol: :lol:


It's now when the nurse comes in :mrgreen:

NURSE!!!!! Paul needs his medications!! :lol:
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Posted by Paul on 12 Apr 2010, 21:01

Peter wrote:
musketier wrote:
Paul wrote:and I get called a looney!! :-) :-) :-)
great stuff mate. More :thumbup:


I know we aren't supposed to label people but...... if it fits :lol: :lol: :lol:


It's now when the nurse comes in :mrgreen:

NURSE!!!!! Paul needs his medications!! :lol:

At the rate this thread is going I think the nurse will be very busy :-)
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Posted by musketier on 12 Apr 2010, 21:14

Paul wrote:
Peter wrote:
musketier wrote:
Paul wrote:and I get called a looney!! :-) :-) :-)
great stuff mate. More :thumbup:


I know we aren't supposed to label people but...... if it fits :lol: :lol: :lol:


It's now when the nurse comes in :mrgreen:

NURSE!!!!! Paul needs his medications!! :lol:

At the rate this thread is going I think the nurse will be very busy :-)


presses the Nurses call button repeatedly :lol:
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