CHUCK vs CHUCK

[Marshall Nay]

O.K. We take west 1871's ultimate weapon and clone him.
Then stage the ultimate cage match: CHUCK NORRIS VS CHUCK NORRIS
What happens?

[Mai Strac]

O.K. We take west 1871's ultimate weapon and clone him.
Then stage the ultimate cage match: CHUCK NORRIS VS CHUCK NORRIS
What happens?

Armageddon!!!!

[Peter]

Oh no, not Chuck again I'll send over one of my friends to solve this problem once and for all.

Let's see, who do we send? Charles Bronson (Dead wish!) or Clint Eastwood (One shot!). Or maybe Seagal? I have to think it over

[west1871]

Vietnam will be empty after "The chucks" have rescued everyone ,like it or not your getting on that chopper

@Peter I thought you would send for Jean claude

[Paul]

2 such superbeings couldn´t exist in the same time frame. There would be a tear in the space time continium and the result would be an enormous explosion, ending all life in the universe.

[Marshall Nay]

You're getting closer to my thoughts on the matter. I'm almost certain that Chuck and Chuck would trigger the second Big Band. The universe would be entirely obliterated. Then out of the void, it's quite possible that the entire universe will reform itself, just as we know it now, except at 1/72 scale.

[Paul]

You're getting closer to my thoughts on the matter. I'm almost certain that Chuck and Chuck would trigger the second Big Band. The universe would be entirely obliterated. Then out of the void, it's quite possible that the entire universe will reform itself, just as we know it now, except at 1/72 scale.

The first being maybe the Who ?

[Marshall Nay]

The What? Oh, not the band.

So Horton stopped splashing. He looked towards the sound.
"That's funny", thought Horton. There's no one around.

[musketier]

Charles Bronson is the antidote for cloned Chuck's

[monty]

if they touched the real chuck would turn the clone into glue but in a fight i think Mr T would win

[Marshall Nay]

Mr.T ! Laugh out loud funny. "CHUCK NORRIS? I PITY THE FOO(L)."

[Phersu]

How about Sledge Hammer and his magnum?
No one is so perfectly violently pointless...

Mmmh, no that's not right, maybe Lobo is the antidote to everything

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9ooZYjF0mI&feature=PlayList&p=E27527439C04E2A3&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2

[bilsonius]

Hoe much Norris would a Chuck Norris chuck if a Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?

(Er, I just misspelled Norris typing this and... the spell check flagged it!)

[musketier]

Hoe much Norris would a Chuck Norris chuck if a Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?

(Er, I just misspelled Norris typing this and... the spell check flagged it!)

and yet it didn't flag the hoe eh?(how)

[Paul]

Hoe much Norris would a Chuck Norris chuck if a Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?

(Er, I just misspelled Norris typing this and... the spell check flagged it!)

and yet it didn't flag the hoe eh?(how)

Ho! Ho!

[Marshall Nay]

Oh man, people have been taking their funny pills. The ONLY thing this site has been lacking is a POET IN RESIDENCE. Gentlemen, allow me to introduce Bilsonius Shakespeare. All in favor say aye.

[Paul]

I !

[Juba]

And Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's hairy arse . . . end of story.

[Paul]

And Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's hairy arse . . . end of story.

This one? the one where chuck is wearing a hairy waistcoat,
Maybe he was having a bad hair day

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[Mark]

One Chuck Norris would kill the other Chuck Norris