Benno's Figures Forum

Posted by **Paul** on 13 Mar 2010, 22:45

Marshall Nay wrote:I was polite. I said, "Have a nice day."

Posted by **nybot** on 13 Mar 2010, 22:51

I always laugh at the guys who flex there biceps and insist you look at their "guns".
They call 'em cannons and such like and I see through'em.

I've had more fights then are good for me. Especially as I'm no good at it.
But I've won more then I lost. And I put that down to the lightweight weaponary I pack (oo er).
Whilst their canons send over the occassional shot that could do untold damage, I move and they miss.
In the mean time my little "gattling guns" send over so many rounds they just give up.
It's a bit like most arguments I have with the wife but I'm the one who submits.
The trouble with my tactic is they land one and I have a black eye and although they gave up it looks like I lost, as I've got a black eye.

Anyway I'm older now and I just walk away.
Yeah I just walk away.

Posted by **Paul** on 13 Mar 2010, 23:00

nybot wrote:I always laugh at the guys who flex there biceps and insist you look at their "guns".
They call 'em cannons and such like and I see through'em.

I've had more fights then are good for me. Especially as I'm no good at it.
But I've won more then I lost. And I put that down to the lightweight weaponary I pack (oo er).
Whilst their canons send over the occassional shot that could do untold damage, I move and they miss.
In the mean time my little "gattling guns" send over so many rounds they just give up.
It's a bit like most arguments I have with the wife but I'm the one who submits.
The trouble with my tactic is they land one and I have a black eye and although they gave up it looks like I lost, as I've got a black eye.

Anyway I'm older now and I just walk away.
Yeah I just walk away.

Sounds like something a liverpudlian once told me......? Poetic in it´s own way.

Posted by **nybot** on 13 Mar 2010, 23:14

I really am the toughest man in this chair.
;-)

Posted by **Marshall Nay** on 13 Mar 2010, 23:47

Hello Capt. Nybot, I thought you might have thought I was seriously flexing. You'd have to see me to realize how funny that is. I weigh less than 9 stone. My doctor tells me to eat more pizza! My real best weapon has always been my sense of humor and it's saved me from every fight (except one!).
Is the Gabo quote from Naum Gabo the sculptor? Love his work.

Posted by **nybot** on 13 Mar 2010, 23:56

Marshall Nay

I was not responding to you so I'm sorry if I made you I'll at ease.
It was just a long winded story to say I would be a gattling gun.

The people I was laughing at would be my brother and cousin. Both of who are bigger then me.

Oh and my wife is smaller and always wins.
Gattling guns indeed.

Posted by **Marshall Nay** on 14 Mar 2010, 00:12

Hey thanks Nybot. I'm the new kid and just starting to get to know people. Quite an interesting cast of characters!

Posted by **musketier** on 14 Mar 2010, 00:16

'Badges? we don't have no badges, I don't have to show you any stinkin Badges.....Vamanos muchachos!'

hmm only 2655 more posts to go and I beat Paul Muhahahahaha :lol:

Posted by **Marshall Nay** on 14 Mar 2010, 00:24

Hey Musketier! There's JELLO over at the other post!!

Posted by **Peter** on 14 Mar 2010, 08:51

Marshall Nay wrote:We have a winner! Let this be a lesson to us all... It takes a man from Neerpelt to get the job done. "Have a nice day."

@Erik: love the idea of the bra ;-)

Warm and cosy! :lol:

Posted by **monty** on 14 Mar 2010, 08:52

Paul wrote:
monty wrote:
Paul wrote:Aa incurable virus, Millions of me all over the place, beat that!!!!

but then people would defeat you with detol

Incurable dear boy, incurable (he said with a Noel coward accent)

incurable maybe but detol isn't an antibiotic or medicine it just kills 99.9 percent of germs

Posted by **Peter** on 14 Mar 2010, 08:57

And that 0.1 percent is......... Yeah right Paul :lol:

Posted by **west1871** on 14 Mar 2010, 09:23

I would like to revise my earlier and rather hasty choice :oops:

I have decide to go for ultimate weapon.................................

CHUCK NORRIS

Everything else is a poor imitation :thumbup:

Have a nice day,chin,chin,toodle pip :thumbup:

Posted by **Valion** on 14 Mar 2010, 10:12

Hehe, amusing thread, or "threat", I could say.
Well, if I would have to chose what weapon to be, I'd also want to be a close combat weapon.

A nagamaki for example !
:winky: