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Posted by Marshall Nay on 13 Mar 2010, 21:00

Dr. Paul, To tell the truth, I'm resisting the urge... I'm going to wait for one of those days when I really do need confirmation that I actually exist. How long does it take for the new member addiction phase on this site to wear off?
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Posted by monty on 13 Mar 2010, 21:06

Marshall Nay wrote:Dr. Paul, To tell the truth, I'm resisting the urge... I'm going to wait for one of those days when I really do need confirmation that I actually exist. How long does it take for the new member addiction phase on this site to wear off?

never. :-D
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Posted by Paul on 13 Mar 2010, 21:22

Marshall Nay wrote:Dr. Paul, To tell the truth, I'm resisting the urge... I'm going to wait for one of those days when I really do need confirmation that I actually exist. How long does it take for the new member addiction phase on this site to wear off?


Well, there´s the start phase. You´re doing pretty well, 2.8 posts a day. Then there´s the "ooh, what rank have I got now?!" phase, that can get a bit exciting, mind you it´s improved my typing skills without end.
Then there´s the .....er...excuse me ..."Nurse...nurse.....What is it called again?...........the thing you said about mania............yes that.....yes I will take the pills...." sorry about that, she´s a dear really, where was I?,yes, apparently the mania phase.
Cheers :-)
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Posted by Peter on 13 Mar 2010, 21:55

Oh, where are my pills? Why did you get yours Paul and I didn't? You're not higher in rank as me! :mad:

Nurse I want my pills! Leave her alone Paul she's my nurse :winky:

Now what did that Monk Nay was asking? When he get nuts? Well my dear chap, you have to be nuts to be a member of this forum :mrgreen:

Did I get my pills? :think: :oldman:

:joker: :lol:
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Posted by Paul on 13 Mar 2010, 22:15

Aha!!! I got my Pils matey, it was hidden under my tartan rug. She thought it was something else, called me a dirty old man and left!!!

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and I´ve drunk it!!!!!!!! All to myself. haha!!
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Posted by Marshall Nay on 13 Mar 2010, 22:24

Peter, You called me Monk Nay....my nickname in the neighborhood is "The Painting Monk". Really. But enough about me. YOU GUYS are concerned about rank?!? The responsibilities of being a sargent are already crushing me. I've been considering shooting my own foot just to get out of here.
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Posted by musketier on 13 Mar 2010, 22:25

Didn't someone once say there was a fine line between sanity and insanity?


oops got to run now those pesky men in their white coats are here again..... bah you'll never catch me with that net!

I accept the rank of Brigadier sir! I will do my best to bring'em back..alive if possible...
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Posted by Paul on 13 Mar 2010, 22:28

I´ve got a spare bullet, but I´ll have to warn you, after two bottles of wine my aim tends to get a bit ...well ..bad.

great having you on board mate :-) :-) :-)
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Posted by nybot on 13 Mar 2010, 22:37

Apparently NYBOT stands for the New York Board of Trade.
So I don't even get a lookin. The irony is if I type my real name
I'm the only one who exists.
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Posted by Paul on 13 Mar 2010, 22:43

nybot wrote:Apparently NYBOT stands for the New York Board of Trade.
So I don't even get a lookin. The irony is if I type my real name
I'm the only one who exists.

Have you seen the Matrix films???
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Posted by Marshall Nay on 13 Mar 2010, 22:46

Thanks for the welcome Paul. I've finally found a home. Of course it's a madhouse, but as long as we stick to plastic utensils, I'm quite happy.
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Posted by musketier on 13 Mar 2010, 22:49

hides the shiney metal stuff
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Posted by Paul on 13 Mar 2010, 22:52

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JnPfgX82GmM&hl=de_DE&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JnPfgX82GmM&hl=de_DE&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
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Posted by nybot on 13 Mar 2010, 22:56

Yes I've seen the matrix films. ITV are showing them all the time the moment. But as far as I know nybot does not appear in those films.
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Posted by musketier on 13 Mar 2010, 23:00

:-D
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Posted by Paul on 13 Mar 2010, 23:02

nybot wrote:Yes I've seen the matrix films. ITV are showing them all the time the moment. But as far as I know nybot does not appear in those films.

He´s in there, second film, about halfway through, standing to the left and a bit behind Neo. Honest!
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Posted by monty on 13 Mar 2010, 23:21

musketier wrote:hides the shiney metal stuff

you have hidden the shiney metals but what about the not-at-all shiney metals eh? :winky:
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Posted by musketier on 13 Mar 2010, 23:22

them too
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Posted by Marshall Nay on 13 Mar 2010, 23:57

There's only one solution: 365 straight jackets. Agreed?
And a steady diet of Jello and mashed potatoes. We can get a beautiful blonde to spoon feed us. "Nurse, I think it's time to feed Paul."
Have I earned another promotion?
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Posted by musketier on 14 Mar 2010, 00:01

mmmmmm jelloooooo mashed potaters! yum
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