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Posted by Marshall Nay on 13 Mar 2010, 21:16

If you could be any kind of weapon what would you be?
Me? A nice old Flemish GOEDENDAG. It combines the elegance of a nail, with the grace of a baseball bat. "Have a nice day."
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Posted by monty on 13 Mar 2010, 21:20

the scouser from the worm games :thumbup:
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Posted by Paul on 13 Mar 2010, 21:23

Aa incurable virus, Millions of me all over the place, beat that!!!!
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Posted by monty on 13 Mar 2010, 21:24

Paul wrote:Aa incurable virus, Millions of me all over the place, beat that!!!!

but then people would defeat you with detol :-D
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Posted by Paul on 13 Mar 2010, 21:25

monty wrote:
Paul wrote:Aa incurable virus, Millions of me all over the place, beat that!!!!

but then people would defeat you with detol :-D

Incurable dear boy, incurable 8)(he said with a Noel coward accent)
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Posted by Marshall Nay on 13 Mar 2010, 21:29

A bunch of damn biologists! Where's you're good old bloodlust? "Have a nice day."
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Posted by Paul on 13 Mar 2010, 21:33

Ok, a sharp stick!!
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Posted by Marshall Nay on 13 Mar 2010, 21:40

Yep. When you boil it all down, it's always LORD OF THE FLIES. And if it doesn't bleed, it doesn't lead. "Have a nice day."
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Posted by west1871 on 13 Mar 2010, 21:40

A nuclear weapon.

A complete over kill,over very quickly,Very loud,very flash,only ever used twice and hidden away for the next fifty years.
Oh and not to mention the fact that about fifty thousand women marched to get me banded :thumbup:
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Posted by Paul on 13 Mar 2010, 21:49

Rogue trooper. Ok, not a well known, but a weapon cos he´s a bio bod, and well cool 8) 8)
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Posted by Marshall Nay on 13 Mar 2010, 21:50

O.K. Mr. Smarty Pants. What do you do when I emerge from the rubble with my GOEDENDAG? And let me tell ya, it's gonna have your name on it.
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Posted by Marshall Nay on 13 Mar 2010, 21:53

I almost forgot... "Have a nice day."
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Posted by Peter on 13 Mar 2010, 21:57

Just being myself 8)

Oh, "have a nice day" from Flanders :mrgreen:
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Posted by efb on 13 Mar 2010, 22:04

A lady's 22 pistol...stashed in a bra or garter.

Obviously.
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Posted by Marshall Nay on 13 Mar 2010, 22:05

We have a winner! Let this be a lesson to us all... It takes a man from Neerpelt to get the job done. "Have a nice day."
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Posted by Paul on 13 Mar 2010, 22:11

Marshall Nay wrote:O.K. Mr. Smarty Pants. What do you do when I emerge from the rubble with my GOEDENDAG? And let me tell ya, it's gonna have your name on it.

Firstly I´d set Peter on you and while he´s got your phallic device occupied I´d ask bagman what he´s got in the way of a cure. :-) :-)
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Posted by Marshall Nay on 13 Mar 2010, 22:31

Well there Padre Smarty Pants, I keep a second phallic device hidden in my pants, if ya catch my drift. It makes the Flemish GOEDENDAG look like a chop stick. And let me tell ya, it's got the whole worlds name on it. "Have a nice day."
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Posted by Paul on 13 Mar 2010, 22:33

Marshall Nay wrote:Well there Padre Smarty Pants, I keep a second phallic device hidden in my pants, if ya catch my drift. It makes the Flemish GOEDENDAG look like a chop stick. And let me tell ya, it's got the whole worlds name on it. "Have a nice day."

That´s the sort of information that polite people tend to keep to themselves. :-)
Anyway , back to "usefull" weapons :-) :-)
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Posted by Marshall Nay on 13 Mar 2010, 22:38

I was polite. I said, "Have a nice day."
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Posted by musketier on 13 Mar 2010, 22:40

use ful weapons..... hmmm the 'Holy hand grenade of Antioch' :-D
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