Peter Gave Me The Idea For This One
N AFRICA 1942
For Rommel the new Pz Mk1 WOLLEY`DNA EULB , was surely his last chance to destroy the British 1/76 scale armour that was paused, but ready to strike.
Secret test firing , and an incident,had shown both good and bad results,it being the case it was totally responsible for melting down Rommel`s favourite Jack-Boots. Very true,and completely ruining that tiny fine model of him,along with a German 88mm Gun ,and a Cricket Bat,that had been signed *MOUNTY*
Private Schultz,had been whiling away the time cleaning the weapon, or pretending to clean it when an Officer passed by.A splendid occupation called skiving and one that he was highly skilled at.
For Schultz he`d decided it was fag break time,and when leaning on the weapon while taking this crafty drag of an English Woodbine Cigarette the Cap fell off. The result , three fine jets of fluid shot out and whistled like three heavy artillery shells through the air,and splosh! Splosh!Splosh! Hitting the Gun,the Bat and Rommels favourite Boots. Rommel who was at that time engaged with instructing the Gun crew realised something was wrong when he noticed that they seemed to be growing taller,and Taller. Suddenly looking down at the Cricket Bat,and his fast disappearing Jack Boots along with his legs,he realised this to be curtains. KAPUT! Nearby soldiers tried hard to whipe the stuff off the Gun,the Bat and Rommel who was now downsized to less than 15mm and still melting!
What was left of the fast melting 88mm Gun Barrel fell in two,and off and down with a thud! Thud!
The Cricket Bat was totally gone. The boots ,the lower legs and way past the knees of the Field Marshal were nowhere to be seen and he was fast nearing the 12mm mark.
( ALIEN COMES TO MIND! )
"Mrs B,Can you fetch me another Rommel out of the draw please. This ones melted down."
__ "What! Another one? Paul you must be more careful."___
"Thats right Mrs B,You tell him."
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It`s not BB`s fault the guy was smoking.Nasty habbit."
Yes, the Pz Mk1 WOLLEY`DNA EULB was a very destructive top secret weapon developed by Revell, that could melt down any plastic tank the British had to throw into the coming battle.
As we have read it was also great at cutting German Field Marshals down to size.
That Cricket Bat signed by MOUNTY, would`ev been worth Quaids on E bay.
BB