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Posted by Marshall Nay on 14 Mar 2010, 11:09

O.K. We take west 1871's ultimate weapon and clone him.
Then stage the ultimate cage match: CHUCK NORRIS VS CHUCK NORRIS
What happens?
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Posted by Mai Strac on 14 Mar 2010, 11:53

Marshall Nay wrote:O.K. We take west 1871's ultimate weapon and clone him.
Then stage the ultimate cage match: CHUCK NORRIS VS CHUCK NORRIS
What happens?

Armageddon!!!! :angry3: ;-)
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Posted by Peter on 14 Mar 2010, 12:05

Oh no, not Chuck again :shock: I'll send over one of my friends to solve this problem once and for all. :mrgreen:

Let's see, who do we send? Charles Bronson (Dead wish!) or Clint Eastwood (One shot!). Or maybe Seagal? I have to think it over :?
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Posted by west1871 on 14 Mar 2010, 12:16

Vietnam will be empty after "The chucks" have rescued everyone ,like it or not your getting on that chopper :-D

@Peter I thought you would send for Jean claude :-D
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Posted by Paul on 14 Mar 2010, 12:51

2 such superbeings couldn´t exist in the same time frame. There would be a tear in the space time continium and the result would be an enormous explosion, ending all life in the universe.
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Posted by Marshall Nay on 14 Mar 2010, 12:59

You're getting closer to my thoughts on the matter. I'm almost certain that Chuck and Chuck would trigger the second Big Band. The universe would be entirely obliterated. Then out of the void, it's quite possible that the entire universe will reform itself, just as we know it now, except at 1/72 scale.
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Posted by Paul on 14 Mar 2010, 13:03

Marshall Nay wrote:You're getting closer to my thoughts on the matter. I'm almost certain that Chuck and Chuck would trigger the second Big Band. The universe would be entirely obliterated. Then out of the void, it's quite possible that the entire universe will reform itself, just as we know it now, except at 1/72 scale.


The first being maybe the Who ? :-)
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Posted by Marshall Nay on 14 Mar 2010, 13:09

The What? Oh, not the band.

So Horton stopped splashing. He looked towards the sound.
"That's funny", thought Horton. There's no one around.
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Posted by musketier on 14 Mar 2010, 16:49

Charles Bronson is the antidote for cloned Chuck's
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Posted by monty on 14 Mar 2010, 17:57

if they touched the real chuck would turn the clone into glue but in a fight i think Mr T would win :lol:
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Posted by Marshall Nay on 14 Mar 2010, 18:49

Mr.T ! Laugh out loud funny. "CHUCK NORRIS? I PITY THE FOO(L)."
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Posted by Phersu on 16 Mar 2010, 19:36

How about Sledge Hammer and his magnum?
No one is so perfectly violently pointless...

Mmmh, no that's not right, maybe Lobo is the antidote to everything

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9ooZYjF0mI&feature=PlayList&p=E27527439C04E2A3&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=2
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Posted by bilsonius on 16 Mar 2010, 20:10

Hoe much Norris would a Chuck Norris chuck if a Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?

(Er, I just misspelled Norris typing this and... the spell check flagged it!)
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Posted by musketier on 16 Mar 2010, 20:24

bilsonius wrote:Hoe much Norris would a Chuck Norris chuck if a Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?

(Er, I just misspelled Norris typing this and... the spell check flagged it!)


and yet it didn't flag the hoe eh?(how) :lol:
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Posted by Paul on 16 Mar 2010, 21:18

musketier wrote:
bilsonius wrote:Hoe much Norris would a Chuck Norris chuck if a Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?

(Er, I just misspelled Norris typing this and... the spell check flagged it!)


and yet it didn't flag the hoe eh?(how) :lol:

Ho! Ho! :-) :-)
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Posted by Marshall Nay on 16 Mar 2010, 21:49

Oh man, people have been taking their funny pills. The ONLY thing this site has been lacking is a POET IN RESIDENCE. Gentlemen, allow me to introduce Bilsonius Shakespeare. All in favor say aye.
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Posted by Paul on 17 Mar 2010, 17:21

I !
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Posted by Juba on 17 Mar 2010, 17:36

And Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's hairy arse . . . end of story.
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Posted by Paul on 17 Mar 2010, 17:49

Juba wrote:And Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's hairy arse . . . end of story.

This one? the one where chuck is wearing a hairy waistcoat, :eh:
Maybe he was having a bad hair day :-) :-)

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Posted by Mark on 11 Apr 2010, 23:47

One Chuck Norris would kill the other Chuck Norris
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